Quotes From "Those Across The River" By Christopher Buehlman

But when I make a good [taxidermy] mount I feel...
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But when I make a good [taxidermy] mount I feel like I beat God in a small way. As though the Almighty said, Let such critter be dead, and I said, 'Fuck You, he can still play the banjo. Christopher Buehlman
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The landscape had been so maimed by this new kind of warfare it was as if human architects of great genius had sat down to plan hell, since no two of them could agree on the design of heaven. Christopher Buehlman
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I mostly drink clear booze because the rest of it looks it's already been through a gentleman. Christopher Buehlman